there are four types of guys.
1. short and skinny
2. short but hulky
3. tall and skinny
4. tall and hulky
why are some guys short? of course genetic is the main factor, but i do believe there's other factors. i think it's because they're under constant stress and doesn't have the time to relax physically n mentally, which is vital for their physical growth.
why are they constantly stress?
a. short guys have less confident since they know they can't attract the girls as easily as those who are tall.
b.they work harder and ponder more than the taller guys and therefore, we can usually observe that MOST bosses are the short ones while the tall ones only follow behind him.
let's get into the topic
1. short and skinny
they're short, they felt less confident, but they did not tried hard enough to achieve something extraordinary so that they can compete with the taller ones and stand beside a guy half foot taller than themselves yet feeling confident to be the one chosen by the girls
or probably, they've just gave up and didn't even tried to improve themselves.
ok so why are they skinny then? cause they did not achieve anything impressive as said, and therefore that stresses them out even more and makes them a pessimist. so it's impossible for them to relax, therefore they are smallest in size. as i said, relaxing is essential for growth.
2. short but hulky
short but tried very hard to achieve their targets and to show that they can compete with the tall ones through their accomplishments although they've lost physically. they become hulky because they don't want to look weak since they're already short. of course, looking rigid gives them more confidence. they put more effort in improving their appearance instead of just giving up and say "fuck, i lost, he's so tall" this type of people is also more optimistic n have more positive views of what they face in their lives.
3. tall and skinny
they're tall and have more self-confidence. they usually think they're more admirable than the shorter ones, which is quite a normal phenomena. therefore, they usually face more problems in achieving success because they don't like to ask questions due to their "i'm better than you" attitude. instead they just pretend that they know everything. at last, they can only be the assistant of the short bosses because they won't improve if they don't ask. why are they skinny? coz they are only worker.. so they don't earn much.. no money to buy good food..
4. tall and hulky
they are the most confident and arrogant among the four groups because they've got the perfect figure. therefore, they are less likely to be teased and they feel most superior over the others and tend to command others and want others to obey him. this type of people usually finish off in two ways. either people hate them too much and kill them, or people get scared of them and abide by them. so this group of people are potential bosses too.
in conclusion, guys from group...
(1) are usually the weaker ones in the society and they also die faster due to health problems.
(2) usually achieve their targets in life and are the most successful, but they don't live long as well due to having too much struggles in their early lives to stand out among others. Nevertheless, they enjoy their life more and more as they progress in their lives after achieving their consecutive targets.
(3) usually have more enemies since the short ones envy them for their height and hate them for their arrogance. have less achievements in life and dies of depression or hunger.
(4) live like a king or die like a dog
lame.. but somehow true..
going back to kuching! =))
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3 comments:
i think u're none of those types. Calvin is a simple guy. & simple is the best. (^^) would like to hear about "ladies" next time. haha.
are you sure i'm so simple? hahhaaha... i think 2 much sometimes..
i mean physically leh.. haha. u think too much yah. no wonder u have beautiful thoughts, that should be turned into actions. :)
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