Went to c the umbi rantai famous apek today...opposite his house got a coconut tree.. i wonder what that means in feng shui.. heard than more than half of sibu ppl went to c him b4.. what he predict on few of my friends already came to reality.. 1 fren tat apek say can't study oledi.. after few months tat fren really stop studying.. 1 fren tat apek say can't be pei yan if not will forever be people kakia.. tat guy really owes macam people dog... go around everywhere hu people lampa.. APEK has no hint at all but he just can say the right thing... amazing? anyway.. just gave it a shot.. gave him rm5 angpao.. no harm anyway.. my friend said his dead wife told him about us... n he's been doing this for many many years.. if all he knows is bullshitting i dun think he can survive so long... when i reached there with Johnny, saw around 7-8 people inside asking oledi.. all are those mothers n grandmas.. asking bout their son's marriage.. studies bla bla.. and they all listen to the apek so attentively n also seem to believe 100% everything he said... quite amusing.. i asked about my future.. here are briefly what he said about my future.. he said...
1. i'll only start to become tauke at the age of 29
2. i'll have to marry girls born in 1989 n 1991 to strike fortune, ular n kambing, but i will have to get married before the age of 28, otherwise all the girls i meet after my age of 28 will leave me 1 by 1..
3. he knows i had a gf i have no idea how, but he said even if i were to continue that relationship it'll eventually end before i reach 28. it's TRUE, i only had a gf!
4. i will not come across any significant disaster.. and i will live until 70+, he said it so confidently.. he also said that he would've told me earlier if i would face "nan" - tragedy before the age of 30.
5. i will not encounter problems with my siblings.. we'll get along peacefully in the future.
6. people always borrow my money n din return me.. but if it was me i will surely pay back.. (THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE!! few cases oledi..) - i will not borrow money to my friend from now on.. fuck off!!
7. he said im a good people.. i don't hit people (TRUE)
8. my parents love me (TRUE) - how did he know my parents r not dead yet right?
9. he asked me not to listen to my friends.. cannot go out happy happy.. it will destruct me.. ( this i know... too general.. but nonetheless good reminder)
10. to study hard.. if my dad got ability to send me out 2 study i must go.. (i will...)
In conclusion, he repeated "mo ung teh" many times.. believe it or not? i'm not too sure.. but paying 5 bucks for the confidence he gave me is definitely worth it. after all there's nothing bad to believe... at least i don't have to worry much.. at least even if something bad could happen i will not worry so much till it really strikes me.. understand? POSITIVE THINKING! worrying doesn't not help! just do what i should do n everything will be alrite i guess..
however.. i find it abit hard to believe that nothing bad is going to get in my way like he said.. so smooth meh??maybe what he was referring to are the serious ones..
quite true what he said. from the beginning till the end of the session i didn't told him anything about myself and this is the first time i see him. we don't know each other, but he knows my thing!! hmM... bu shi kai wan xiao de o... maybe im too yen tao.. hehe... damn.. forget ask him toto buy wat number..
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